//Copyright Psand Ltd. 2002.
//Author L.Hempelskunt sinister@computertorture.com
//Free Software released under GPL - http://www.gnu.org

//hot_tip.js v1.0 1/2/02
//Writes a "hot tip of the day" to the document.

var asQuote=new Array('buttering your floppies.',
		      'using a sandpaper mousemat.',
		      'sprinkling your CDs with sand.',
		      'poking a pencil in the fan.',
		      'turning it off at the wall.',
		      'putting a magnet on the monitor.',
		      'cleaning the keyboard with lemonade, regularly.',
		      'typing really hard.',
		      'typing really hard, with a hammer.',
		      'hitting it with something really heavy.',
		      'pulling all the leads out, now.',
		      'soaking your mouse in coffee, every morning.',
		      'adjusting your BIOS settings, with a chisel.',
		      'watering your keyboard with plant food.',
		      'storing your laptop in the freezer.',
		      'using the casing as a stepladder.',
		      'drilling holes all over to aid cooling.',
		      'that use of excessive force is recommended.',
		      'taping over the fan hole to hinder heat loss.',
		      'cleaning the screen with fine sandpaper, regularly.',
		      'upgrading your machine with power tools.',
		      'partitioning your hard drive, using a grinder.',
		      'finding out how hard your hard drive really is.');

var sQuote=asQuote[Math.floor(Math.random()*asQuote.length)];

document.write('<p class="vnarrow"><b class="quote">We suggest '+sQuote+'<\/b><\/p>');